If My Dog Had A Job, He'd Be CEO (And I'd Still Be Unemployed)"

Ever wonder why your dog seems like they’ve got it all figured out? While you're scrambling to update your resume and fight for a new job, your dog is living the dream—getting belly rubs, taking naps, and somehow landing sponsorship deals just by existing. It turns out, they’re not just good at snuggling—they’d probably dominate the corporate world too.

In If My Dog Had a Job, He’d Be CEO, we explore the outrageous truth that dogs would thrive in the workplace while we humans can barely survive. From their impeccable time management (they’re the first ones at the door, ready to conquer the day) to their relentless enthusiasm (imagine being that excited about anything), dogs have all the qualities that make them the perfect employees. Meanwhile, we’re over here stressing about job postings and ghosted interviews.

Get ready to laugh your tail off as we dive into how your dog would rock every office role from CEO (naturally) to HR Manager (because who doesn’t want a dog to comfort them when they’re stressed?). Plus, learn how dogs manage the ultimate work-life balance—taking naps, staring out the window in deep contemplation, and not stressing about emails at 2 AM.

So, what’s stopping you from switching careers and becoming your dog’s personal assistant? After all, they’ve got the best job in the house... and the CEO mindset to prove it.